October 2014 Update !!

Well, production on "White Trash Heroes" is way behind schedule.

 Episode 3 already should have aired by now, but we haven't filmed s#!t.

But there is some good news.

We are getting ready to begin pre-production and filming for season 1 of White Trash Heroes.

We are going to be changing the cast somewhat and re-tooling and hope to begin filming before Halloween.

We will not be filming the Episodes in order and we will most likely begin with Episode 2, titled "Dude, Where's My Bong?"

We would also like to welcome new cast member William Harness.

We hope to announce the revised cast soon.

Ask not what White Trash Heroes can do for you, ask what you can do for White Trash Heroes.

We are currently seeking script writers, camera operators, and video editors.

We are also accepting auditions for actors.

Also, we are looking for anybody willing to help out in wardrobe, props, or anything else we can think of.

We are looking for people to donate their time and skills.

We are not offering paid positions at this time, but if we make money from this project we will be trying to work firstly with the people who we're already working with.

We are also still looking for props, particularly Xmas items.

If you can help out with any of these things, please contact us.

Leave a message here or contact us at whitetrashheroes2014@gmail.com

Season 1 - Complete List (Plots & Notes)

Episode 1 - The Big Deal

Planned release date September 10, 2014

PLOT

The viewer is introduced to the White Trash Heroes by way of having to introduce a new guy to everyone else. They “circle the wagons” and plan a card tournament with all their buddies. Eventually, the game gets raided by the police and everyone is taken to jail. Then the ventriloquist dummy rakes all the money into a bag.

THE CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ronald Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson
Elvis Boehm as Big E
Juju Crow as Jay
Edward Benson as Eddie
??? ???? as Cop #1
??? ???? as Cop #2
and ??? as the Dummy

THE OUTLINE
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Every character that appears in this episode has a "confessional"-type scene. Some of them will be very short. At least one of them will last longer than the character's actual scene, giving a long winded explanation for why they have no lines as all they do is slam a door in the Heroes faces when asked if they want to play cards. This also establishes the "confessional"-type scenes as an ongoing part of the series.
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The first scene takes place as our Heroes meet at the Hall of Justice (Prick's room). There is a new guy, so introductions are made. They "circle the wagons" and start talking. eventually we find out that the new guy really likes playing cards, so the heroes decide to put together a card tournament "just for fun". But secretly Rob is planning on trying to win everyone's money (This will be revealed during "confessional"-style scenes.)
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The Heroes visit various friends to get as many people as possible involved in the game. Their friends reactions should be varied. Some will think that the Heroes are trying to scam them while others will think that they have been offered a great way to take the Heroes money.
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The card game starts. Each game is selected by drawing names and games out of a hat.
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After playing cards non-stop for over 2 days, the last four players decide to play one final hand and let the winner take all. Every move of the hand plays out agonizingly slowly until the last card is about to be turned over. Before the last card is revealed, Police officers burst in and arrest the Heroes for illegal gambling on games of chance outside of a licensed casino. The last card is turned over during the scuffle revealing that Rob would have won. As the Heroes are carted off to jail, the ventriliquist dummy scoops the money off the table (there is no one there to be "working" the dummy.)
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At the jail, the Heroes get into a huge fight about the card game. They are fingerprinted and photographed after the fight, so everyone is beaten up in their mug shots, with someone still being chocked in their mug shot.
epilogue
The Heroes return home from jail and wonder who ratted them out and what happened to all the money. Nobody notices all the new shit that the Dummy has, like a cell phone, lottery tickets, etc...


added notes
One of the games chosen is celebrity poker, where each person only gets one card. But the card isn't a normal playing card, it has a celebrity's picture on it. The winning picture is a picture of Charlie Sheen. The losing picture is Miley Cyrus with her tongue hanging out, as well as other pics.
Another game will be won by 4 aces, making it very noticable that at least 2 aces are the same suit.
Cell phone poker is yet another game where the winner is whoever has the best photo of a hand on their phone.

sets and props
Hall Of Justice - This is a recurring set thruout the series. It is Prick's room and it is where the Heroes meet, and "circle the wagons".
It also could be used for the card game hall.
Jail - We need to get access to a holding cell or build a convincing holding area for our Heroes during the booking and mug shot scenes.
Confessional - This is a recurring set that can be actually anywhere. It is a tight shot of one character in an intimate setting that can be recreated anywhere there is a chair.

Episode 2 - Dude, Where's My Bong?

Planned release date September 24, 2014

CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson
???? ???? as The Fedups Delivery Person

PLOT

The heroes wake up after a huge party with no knowledge of what happened the night before and Prick can't find his bong.
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Prick and the rest of the WTHs wake up in the afternoon with no memory of what happened the night before.
They attempt to figure out what happened last night by emptying the contents of their pockets and checking their camera phones, which leads them to some interesting videos that were posted on their myface account.
Prick is pissed because he wants to get high and he can't find anything to use to smoke because his bong is missing.
Prick can't find papers, or aluminum foil, or even an empty pop can that he can use to smoke out of.

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A Fedups driver arrives with a package for Prick. 
It is the missing bong that Prick irrationally had mailed to himself the previous night when he was all fuckered up. 
After finally receiving the bong Prick sits down to smoke. The Heroes find another embarr-ass-ing video posted to myface of  Prick walking around drunk wearing nothing but a stratigically placed sock.
So, of course, a huge fight breaks out before everyone sits down and "circles the wagons". 

Props

We will need a deliver driver uniform.
And a new bong (maybe trade for some advertising.)

myface clips

First, we need a disclaimer at the beginning of the show stating that myface is a fictional website parodying social media sites and if there is any similiarity to any actual website, it is purely unintential.

One clip shows the WTH passing around Prick's new bong.

A later clip shows Prick packing the bong in a box and taking it to the Fedups store so that nothing happens to it while everybody is partying.

One clip shows Prick, naked except for a sock over his private parts, staggering around his room walking into a wall and falling down.

Another clip shows some one in the banana suit sitting in a chair staring into the camera.

Another clip shows one of the WTH drawing on a passed out persons face, at which point that character watching the video realizes that they have writting all over their face.

SETS

There are no sets needed other than the normal sets.

Episode 3 - The Road To Ruin

Planned release date October 8, 2014

CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

PLOT

The heroes take a road trip !

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Episode 4 - That Halloween Show

Planned release date October 22, 2014

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

???? ???? as the Dummy

PLOT

The White Trash Heroes have a horrifying evening in this parody of the horror genre.
This will probably be something we do once every season (like the Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror.)

Intro
For the introduction we need to parody a classic horror introduction, Tales from The Crypt. The ventriliquist dummy acts as "the cryptkeeper", makes a lot of stupid puns, and does that kreepy laugh. 

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Episode 5 - No Hope For DizKnee

Planned release date November 5, 2014

CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Jabba the Prick
Ronald Sandlin as  Nick Skywalker
Jonathon Hammel as Princess Johnson
Robert Reeves as Obi-Bob Kenobi
Juju Crow as C-3PJay
Elvis Boehm as Big E Vader
??? ???? as Entetainment Correspondent
??? as Michael Mouse

PLOT

The heroes gather together to bitch about Disney’s taking over the Star Wars franchise and how badly they’re going to fuck it up. During the “talk to the audience” scenes, each person should be dressed as a star wars character. Some of the costumes should be really shitty.
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While "circling the wagons" the Heroes catch an entertainment program that mentions that Walt Disney has purchased Star Wars. The heroes decide that they need to save the Star wars franchise from the evil corperate paws of Mister Mickael Mouse. Mice have paws, right?
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Episode 6 - Intervention

Planned release date November 19, 2014

CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

PLOT

The heroes stage an intervention to keep their friend from quitting drugs.
We need to attempt to parody shows like Dr Drew's rehab and Celebrity Biggest Loser.

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Episode 7 - Merry Fucking Xmas!

Planned release date December 10, 2014

Cast
Kat Hoffman as the Narrator
Philip Charles Knecht as Santa Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson
??? ???? as the Father
??? ???? as the Mother
Kayla Lynn as Thing #1
Madison Marie as Thing #2

??? ???? as the Preacher

PLOT

It’s Xmas time for the heroes and that’s bad news for a nice family trying to celebrate Christmas

The episode begins with our diminutive narrator reading a story called "A Very White Trash Xmas" or something very similar. She gets drunker and drunker as the story progresses, eventually passing out and finishing the story in the morning looking very hung over. 

The episode ends with Prick, dressed as Santa Claus, getting into a brawl with the other heroes and destroying all the Xmas presents, decorations, and even the tree.

Writer's Notes 
There needs to be 7 seperate scenes in addition to the narrator scenes.
Any other "confessional"-type scenes will be mercifly short in this episode.
Narrator scenes will feature Kat dressed nicely with a Santa Hat reading from a book called "A Very White Trash Xmas". As The story progresses (there is a narrator segment to lead into each scene) the Narrator becomes visibly intoxicated. The final narrator segment will have her doing things to indicate she's nursing one hell of a hang over.

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 The WTH are at the Hall of Justice (Prick's room) and they smoke, converse about xmas plans, and Prick gets ready to go to work as a mall Santa.

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 The Heroes meet Scott's relatives.

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 Santa Prick shows up for work. Watch "Bad Santa" and steal a bunch of ideas for this scene. Santa Prick should be drinking while talking to the children.

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 The Heroes try to go carroling in the neighborhood, but they don't know any xmas tunes. They end up performing heavy metal songs instead.

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 In church, while paying no attention to the sermon (which is a impassioned reading from the Book of Brady aka the Brady Bunch theme song performed as a sermon) the heroes talk about what they are thankful for during the holidays. Prick arrives mid-sermon , drunk and still dressed as Santa.

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 Back at Scott's relatives house the heroes start to drink and party and celebrate xmas. An arguement turns into a brawl/battle royal as the heroes destroy xmas.

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 It is Xmas morning and the girls get up excited to open their presents. They come into the family room to find the tree and the decorations destroyed and all the presents smashed. Santa Prick is passed out, bleeding, and holding an empty bottle of booze. The parents flip out and the girls start to cry as the narrator finishes the story and wishes everyone a Merry Fucking Xmas.

PROPS and SETS
This episode needs a shitload of props and additional sets.
 Xmas set- The Xmas family set. This set needs to begin its life looking like a Hallmark Christmas moment complete with presents, decorations, holiday lights, and a tree (and inexplicably, a hanakuh candle.) This set and all decorations will be destroyed.
The North Pole- This set needs to be built to look like the North Pole using cardboard stand-ups. we also need a throne for Santa Prick. 
The Church - We need a room with pews and a pulpit and an entrance way that looks like a church.
The Narrator's Set- This is basically a chair set somewhere for Kat to sit in, and fall out of, while reading "A Very White Trash Xmas".
Added props
We also will need a Santa Suit, various liqeur bottles, xmas decorations, Xmas book that looks like Dr Suess wrote it, and a Santa hat for the Narrator.

Season 2

Episode 1 - Imaginary Friends

Planned release date September 9, 2015

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

Plot

This episode is a parody of the tv series "Friends"

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Episode 2

Planned release date September 23, 2015

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

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Episode 3

Planned release date October 7, 2014

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

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Episode 4 - Get A Clue

Planned release date October 21, 2015

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

Plot
This is the annual Halloween episode, this time parodying murder mysteries.
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Episode 5

Planned release date November 4, 2015

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

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Episode 6 - Censors#!t

Planned release date November 18, 2015

CAST

Philip Charles Knecht as Prick

Ron Sandlin as Nick

Robert Reeves as Bob

Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

Plot
The WTH find that suddenly they are being magically censored. Everytime someone curses, all any one hears is a loud beep. The episode ends with a 2 minute swearing session from Prick, whiuch causes the magical censor to break.
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Episode 7 - That Thanksgiving Musical

Planned release date December 2, 2015

CAST
Philip Charles Knecht as Prick
Ron Sandlin as Nick
Robert Reeves as Bob
Jonathon Hammel as Scott Johnson

Plot

The WTH celebrate Thanksgiving with a series of musical numbers.

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Looking for a few things....

Here is a partial list of some of the things we need in the way of props that you could donate to White Trash Heroes.

A Ventriliquist Dummy

An Artificial Xmas Tree

Ornaments , Lights , and Other Decorations for Tree

A Santa Suit (Xtr lg) with Hat

Other various Xmas Decorations

A Pulpit or Podium and Church Pews

A Really Cool Bong

A Computer Printer

more as I think of it....

A Very White Trash Xmas

Twas the night before Christmas, for poor old white trash.
Our heroes gathered together and got stoned off their ass.
The screen was pulled out and cleaned with a wire,
Then they repacked the bowl and set it to fire.

The buds were dark green with hairs blonde and red,
So they inhaled it deep, took it straight to the head.
Prick dressed like Santa with red suit and hat.
"Where the fuck are you going all dressed up like that?"

"I told you last week, you ought to recall,
I'm working as Santa down at the mall."
So he exclaimed as he headed to work
"See you guys later" They said, "Fuck off, you jerk"

The heroes went out to sing Christmas songs,
But they fucked up the words and had the melodies wrong
So instead of songs of frosty, Rudolph, or Santa and his sled,
They found less appropriate songs to sing instead.

Then they went to a church for the Christmas sermon,
Passionately preached in broken English and German
He preached about God, and he preached about sin.
Then wouldn't you know it, Prick just walked in.

"Those damn whiney bastards and arrogant shits.
I just couldn't take it, I flipped out and quit!
All I could think of as I looked at each punk
Was smoking a bong and getting blind drunk."

So they went back and partied, played cards and beer pong.
For awhile things were good, everyone got along.
But soon things turned bad on this cold Xmas night
As everyone started to argue and fight.

Because when these friends drink alcohol everyone knows
Before the night's over they'll be coming to blows.
They smashed Xmas presents and knocked down the tree.
And one of them filled the egg nog with pee.

And on Xmas morning the house was a mess.
And the unhappy couple said to their hungover guests.
They screamed at the heroes, "Wake the fuck up and leave!"
And they never spoke again...
.... til the next Xmas Eve.

The White Trash Bible

Hello everybody !!!

I wanted to make an entry that covers the basic overall concept and recurring themes of White Trash Heroes.

The Heroes are a group of mostly single guys that like to party and do dumb shit.

Although sometimes people get hurt, it's all just friendly violent fun.

During many episodes at some point a huge fight will break out. 

These always occur when people are drunk.

The important thing to come away with here is that after the fights everybody gets along again.

Sometimes they'll share a ride to the Emergency Room.

There will be at least one character that is someone's imaginary friend.

(There will eventually be an episode called "imaginary friends" that is a parody of the friends tv series.)

And there is one character that is a ventriliquist dummy.

There will be one character that does weird stuff to get high, like drinking paint thinner and huffing elmers glue.

(note to self- be sure to put a disclaimer in each episode that says don't drink paint thinner or huff glue.)

All episodes feature characters in a "confessional"-style scene. 

In these scenes the characters talk directly to the camera just like on all those stupid reality shows.
There is a set look for this scene  and the camera work should look really crappy.

During scenes featuring drug use, no one is ever shown actually taking drugs. Although we can show people exhaling smoke.

If people respond well to season 1, we plan on a kickstarter (or some such) campaign to help use improve for season 2.